Trivia -Station names that form the answer to a question

[Lockwood]

Have you heard of this place? Havant

What shall we play down the pub? Poole

What do you get from sheep? Wool

 

[PGAT]

What did you find from digging? Stone

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Where can you find a Eurovision Song Contest winner? Waterloo

Or  Aber!

 

[PGAT]

You know what happen to witches? We Burnham at the stake!

 

[alxndr]

What came before the stone bridge? Woodbridge

Who apparently carried his head the six miles to where he was buried? St Denys

 

[D6130]

Who's in charge of this cathedral? Dean

Who is Bailey's partner in the circus? Barnham

Who saved the West Highland Railway from bankruptcy with his own money? Renton

What's the second biggest city in Egypt? Alexandria

Of which famous school was Dr Thomas Arnold the headmaster? Rugby

 

[Peter0124]

What's the second biggest city in Egypt? Alexandria

What's the second biggest city in Malawi? Blantyre

The fact we got two SPT area stations, two African cities, both of which are second largest feels good

 

[LUYMun]

What might a large person have? Broadbottom

(Asking a Northerner) "Where might the Earl be residing at?" "Hall i' th' Wood"

 

[RailWonderer]

Q. What's the make of your car? A. Ford

Aston.

 

[ls2270]

Where do you sell cattle feed? Haymarket
You may win this but not the war?
Battle
What does a farmer get if he leaves his pigs outside too long?
Rainham
How does a male sheep get into his pen?
Ramsgate
What do you call a much respected pig?
Hamworthy
How would a Jamaican describe a rich man?
Hastings
What do you call the furthest part of the cemetery?
Gravesend
What is a novel way of disposing of unwanted footwear?
Shoeburyness
Where do people have lots of war wounds?
Scarborough
what do you call the bottom of a ship?
Hull
In which road could you buy a set of clubs?
Golf Street

 

[Chris M]

What does James Bond's gadget supplier do to relax? Kew Gardens
What did the schoolgirl do when ignoring bullies? Skipton
What do you attach to dog collars? Leeds
What is the first of the three Rs? Reading
What does a London controller do at the end of their shift? Andover
Where does a chick emerge from an egg? Hatch End
How would you describe a shrubbery? Bushey
What happens when you are allergic to straw? Hastings
Who ruled the Heptarchy? Seven Kings

Moving away from the mainline:
How would you introduce a Klingon and a bird? Canary Wharf
Where is Andhra Pradesh? East India
How do you get from Borough to the City of London? Bridgnorth
What do you do to the television? Watchet
Who succeeded Edward VII? King George V
How do you know they're painting the church? Parsons Green
What did you get when the council bought extra land? Moor Park

 

[Purple Train]

What do idiots do on bicycles? Weeley
What do farmers do with infected cows? Culham

 

[duncanp]

What did King Harold do? Fort William

What did King Stephen do?

Fort Matilda

 

[scragend]

What happens when I walk on an icy pavement? Islip
What was the first name of The Who's drummer? Keith
What do you have if you're the only male among eight siblings? Seven Sisters

 

[SteelWeelApeal]

“Captain, captain, ever since we’ve fitted this newer mast our ship keeps nearly capsizing. What shall we do?”

“Put the Aldermaston”

 

[greaterangrier]

Why did that group have their penalty fare overturned? No sign to Warnham!

 

[D6130]

What's that girl doing walking through the river? Salfords

Where's the pit winding gear? Minehead

What's that in the middle of his fingerprint? Worle

What's causing him so much discomfort on the toilet? Pyle (Already got my coat....now I'll get my hat!)

 

[mrcheek]

What do you say when you meet a bridge? Highbridge!

What do you say when you meet a V-shaped bridge? Ivybridge

 

[Mcr Warrior]

Is the thread now starting to rapidly degenerate into cringeworthy "Christmas Cracker" type puns?

 

[Gaelan]

What do the lines on a ruler do? Markinch.

What does a lamp do to a room? Brighton.

 

[Western Lord]

What was Elvis' profession? Singer

What was the make of my first car? Singer
Who made my mother's sewing machine? Singer

 

[Chris M]

What instructions were given to the southernmost painter at Saltash? Coatbridge Sunnyside
What instructions were given to the new employee at the supermarket? Stockwell
What type of wheat is used to make pasta? Durham
Where is the mine? 'Sunderland
What did King Edward build at Conwy? Newcastle
Will anybody dig me a mine? Colliers Wood
What does Pourquoi mean in French? Wye

Where can you visit HMS Victory? Portsmouth Harbour
Where did they showcase their works? Exhibition Centre
Which island country is south of Turkey? Cyprus
What lies between two hills? Valley
What's a grocer's job? Selling

 

[Ashley Hill]

Surname of Les,Janice,Leanne and Toyah in Coronation Street ? Battersby
Name of the curly haired doll on Play School? Hamble
Which townswomen’s guild gave a presentation of The Battle of Pearl Harbor on Monty Python? Batley
Name a Mediterranean island? Cyprus

 

[SteelWeelApeal]

“Where does this train stop?“ (insert station name)

 

[weepingwillowb]

Which is the creepiest station? Goole

 

[rower40]

What happened to my dog at the vet’s?
Baldock

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Is the thread now starting to rapidly degenerate into cringeworthy "Christmas Cracker" type puns?

What do you mean "starting to"?

 

[Mikey C]

Who did Manchester United sign from Millwall in 1975? Gordon Hill

 

[benbristow]

Which football team never plays at home? Grimsby Town
Why's that, where's their stadium? Cleethorpes

(Not sure if it quite fits the OP, but it's a true fact )

And where do Cleethorpes Town FC play? Grimsby Town.

Where might you buy a cup of coffee before your railway journey from a gun shop? Habrough

What process occurs when your body starts to repair itself? Healing

 

[D6130]

What's the surname of a very slim red-haired actress? Swinton

What's the surname of Marjorie in the nursery rhyme? Dore

Where would you find cows grazing? Greenfield

Where would you find Brownies looking into a river? Guide Bridge

What would you do if you were picking up stones on the sea shore? Irlam