What's the funniest song ever

[brad465]

The various songs describing the kids in Charlie and the Chocolate factory (2005 version) as sung by the Oompa Loompas. Personally it's a tossup between the one about Augustus Gloop and the one about Mike Teavee.

 

[Basil Jet]

 

[yorksrob]

The song about Bold Sir John by the St Botolph's Country Band (aka The Two Ronnies) is one of my favourites, along with the medical love song by Monty Python.

 

[Ashley Hill]

The Ying Tong Song by the Goons had me in stitches as a child.
Fish Heads by Barnes & Barnes.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

For those that aren't aware of their work, here's Flight of the Conchords:

 

[Pinza-C55]

 

[GS250]

This song from Dad's collection always had me in stiches as a kid. Monkey noises in a song.....

Harry the Hairy Ape

 

[Merseysider]

That song about Boris Johnson which just so happened to feature in the charts at the end of 2020 If you know, you know...

 

[Galvanize]

Anything by Kunt and the Gang.

Someone mentioned Half Man Half Biscuit…their 24 Hour Garage people is quite a good’un!

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Anything by Kunt and the Gang.

Someone mentioned Half Man Half Biscuit…their 24 Hour Garage people is quite a good’un!

There used to be a HMHB fan group on FaceAche, and doing a "24 Hour Garage People" shopping trip was quite a popular adventure. Actually managing to get all the items listed in the song in one trip wasn't achieved very often though!

 

[Pete_uk]

Jasper Carrot's ' Day trip to Blackpool'

 

[DynamicSpirit]

I'd recommend The Barron Knights' A Taste of Aggro as quite hilarious - but only if you are familiar with the songs they are ripping off. (Rivers of Babylon, The Smurf Song, and Matchstalk Men, which were all well known huge hits in the late 70s when A Taste of Aggro was released). If you don't know those other songs, you'll probably just find it baffling

 

[Bevan Price]

Anyone who shares a common view of a former US President might enjoy this:

Chuck Prophet - "Get Off The Stage"

 

[Pete_uk]

Eric Idle's Galaxy Song

 

[Ashley Hill]

My father worked to and from South Africa 1954-64. We always found this amusing.

I still have the single he bought.

 

[lkpridgeon]

Rainer Hersch has quite a few good comedic orchestral pieces

 

[Spartacus]

Jasper Carrot's ' Day trip to Blackpool'

Funky Moped played fast (45rpm instead of 33rpm etc...) is a good laugh.

They might be parodies, but you can't go wrong with something by The Shirehorses.

 

[Basil Jet]

They might be parodies, but you can't go wrong with something by The Shirehorses.

The Shirehorses were also known as Mark and Lard, and did a Mull Of Kintyre version that Paul McCartney thought was hilarious..

 

[Tracked]

I give you: Cows With Guns

 

[Basil Jet]

Government Of Spain by Prolapse - don't let the name put you off, this is the funniest vocal of all time.