My thoughts on the subject are noted below.
The night before:
I soak the porridge oats (Scott’s or
de temps en temps another brand; I always return to Scott’s) in cold water and gie it a guid wheech wi’ a spurtle, cover and retire.
In the morning:
2–3 hours before it is required, I stir again (see what I did there?) and add the salt. Stirring occasionally with the aforementioned naturally non-stick kitchen tool, I leave the porridge on the lowest heat. This unhurried approach prevents the vessel becoming a Quatermass Quaich, but it does require increasingly frequent nursing as simmertime approaches.
I actually quite like the skin which inevitably begins to form on the bottom of the pan, albeit in a controlled fashion by this method. While I find the idea of women who eat the placenta weird and disgusting, it could be argued the texture of porridge skin is not dissimilar. I wouldn’t know.
Having served my suitably smooth and creamy textured porridge in bowls to others, I am free to eat mine out the pan. (My wife used to complain about this habit until we encountered posh restaurants where were served soup, and on one occasion porridge, in small cast iron pans). The carefully nurtured skin is then easily detached from the bottom of the (non non-stick) pan as I enjoy my porridge and any remaining traces are easily removed with a soft sponge pan cleaner if dishes are dealt with promptly.
This method might not suit everyone
