It’s been an entertaining 4 years though. So many highlights.
- JC telling journalists he was ‘not happy’ with the shoot to kill policy on terrorists.
- the Labour Live festival - £1m poured down the khazi.
- Diane Abbott’s repeated confusion over simple maths.
- Richard Burgon telling everyone he had never said “Zionism is the enemy of peace”, and then a video of him saying just that emerging.
- Richard Burgon’s excellent analysis on Twitter which concluded with the revelation that Boris Johnson is a Tory.
- Jeremy Corbyn denying he’d laid a wreath for a terrorist, saying he was present but not involved, and then subsequently being shown on the front of every newspaper holding the bloody wreath!
- Jeremy Corbyn pretending that he couldn’t get a seat on a Virgin Train, then subsequently getting publicly owned by Virgin releasing the CCTV footage.
- Corbyn outrider Aaron Bastani telling the world that Israel were using the deadly sodium chloride in chemical weapons. I prefer it on chips tbh mate

- Bastani telling everyone that Corbyn would win Scotland back.
- Ash Sarkar telling Piers Morgan she is ‘literally a Communist you idiot’, and expecting to be taken seriously.
- Owen Jones and Hugh Grant doing the electoral Kryptonite thing and devoting their campaigning to seats that they failed to win.
- Corbyn’s hilarious attempt to high-5 Emily Thornberry which resulted in him groping her right tit.
- Corbyn wilf n merving at Pamela Anderson’s ample bosom on TV and the endless Tweets that followed.
- Corbyn telling Parliament that he had been in Brussels with other Socialist leaders and that they had said something to him.... “Who are you?”, asked a Tory, to endless mirth on both sides of the house!
- The Burgon exchange with Kay Burley where she said that the polls were saying Labour can’t win, Burgon replying that they said that last time, and Burley reminding him that they didn’t win last time either.
- Rebecca Wrong-Daily telling the nation that we should take no-deal off the table because the EU doesn’t want no-deal.
- Laura Pidcock telling us that she could never be friends with a Tory, only to find that her own constituency was full of them, and she lost her seat.
- Bastani telling us that PSG paid 198bn for Neymar.
- Corbyn inadvertently shutting his wife in their house.
- Corbynites debating for weeks whether the BBC had doctored a photo to make him look Russian, thus keeping in the news the notion that Corbyn was a Russian mole!
- Releasing a Christmas song along the lines of JC4PM 4 me, then howling about bias when the BBC declined to play it.
- JC’s hatred of being challenged by an interviewer, especially females.
- Owen Jones doing more u-turns than a driver lost in Bristol’s one way system. Pro-Corbyn, anti, pro, anti, pro. He used to be indecisive, now he’s not so sure!
- The repeated insistence that Corbyn was always on the right side of history, when it’s clear that’s bollards. Start with intervention in Bosnia and work from there.
- Lloyd Russell-Moyle nicking the mace in the House of Commons then not knowing what to do next!
- Ellie Mae O’Hagan telling the nation on TV that Jeremy Corbyn was actually the Prime Minister. Er....
- Grace Blakeley having a shouting match with Ayesha Hazarika on live TV, the morning after the night before, clearly demonstrating she’d learned nothing
- Ken Livingstone’s obsession with Hitler embarrassing the leadership time and time again.
- Corbyn cycling hurriedly away from the waiting press and found himself being filmed riding the wrong way up a one-way street.
Corbyn and his associates have provided endless goofs, gaffes and foul ups. I’m sure there’s been many more I’ve forgotten. I thank them for the public service they have provided! And people wonder why the far-left have a credibility problem? That’s why the Tories got a majority of 80...