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'Clint the Gripper' and other scary rail staff

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I'm doubtful as to whether anyone will remember the guy but perhaps people might have their own stories of similar well known railway staff in their area.

In the late 80s while bashing trains along the sea wall in Devon there used to be a Travelling Ticket Inspector who we all called 'Clint', I'm not sure what his actual name was, but for some reason Terry is ringing a faint bell.
When thinking about taking a particular train someone would say "don't get that one, Clint's on there".

His general air of animosity towards us enthusiasts was legendary and the first you'd know about it would be him hammering on your shoulder and pointing to the 'Do not lean out of the train window' sign and then asking you (a) if you could read, and (b) if you could read it out to him? He would then ask to see your ticket and you would usually produce some kind of rover, or if you were unlucky (or financially challenged) just a return between Exeter St David's and Newton Abbot. "Ha" he would triumphantly say. "You've been going up and down on this! I saw you earlier!” This bought lots of agonised protestations from us and occasionally he would give the ticket back (he was of course quite often correct. But not always).

On one memorable occasion he turfed about nine of us off a train onto Dawlish station and then retired to a dingy office on the platform to drink his horrible stewed tea and squint at us evilly (hence the name Clint) from underneath his enormous oversized BR hat with a smirk of smug satisfaction on his face. He was loving it as he watched us counting out what money we had between ourselves to buy new tickets. Oh the injustice.

Has anyone else got any similar stories?
 
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Signalman Dickens short story is a good read if you haven't already read it
What's that story about doctor death?
 
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Signalman Dickens short story is a good read if you haven't already read it
What's that story about doctor death?

Yes, DH was and still is another local character. Actually an alright guy if you ever get a chance to chat to him, I always say hello.
I'll have a look at that book in a minute.
Just realised which story you meant of course :)
 
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Mr Granville was the Shropshire/Mid Wales/West Midlands equivalent, a latterly Shrewsbury based ticket inspector lasting as a TTI with BR until he retired as an Assistant Ticket Examiner following stints with Regional Railways, Central Trains and London Midland. The Mr was intentionally superfluous (Open All Hours) as his actual first name was Granville.

Renowned for cornering a group of enthusiasts in a Caersws chip shop and refusing to let them leave until he saw their tickets.

Nobody messed with him - he was about 5 ft 5 and scared the living daylights out of everybody. He did mellow in his last year or so, even trying to help my mother find a decent split on one occasion :)

I write it with mixed feelings really - despite the fact I used to curse him as a teenager for making me fill my boxes on rovers and that I'd seen him charge full public fare to uniformed railway staff travelling two miles beyond their depot, I was quite sad to hear he'd passed away recently - he was ancient when he finally retired.
 

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Mr Granville was the Shropshire/Mid Wales/West Midlands equivalent, a latterly Shrewsbury based ticket inspector lasting as a TTI with BR until he retired as an Assistant Ticket Examiner following stints with Regional Railways, Central Trains and London Midland. The Mr was intentionally superfluous (Open All Hours) as his actual first name was Granville.

Renowned for cornering a group of enthusiasts in a Caersws chip shop and refusing to let them leave until he saw their tickets.

Nobody messed with him - he was about 5 ft 5 and scared the living daylights out of everybody. He did mellow in his last year or so, even trying to help my mother find a decent split on one occasion :)

I write it with mixed feelings really - despite the fact I used to curse him as a teenager for making me fill my boxes on rovers and that I'd seen him charge full public fare to uniformed railway staff travelling two miles beyond their depot, I was quite sad to hear he'd passed away recently - he was ancient when he finally retired.

Sounds like a true railway servant to me.
 

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He was a proper old school Ticket Inspector (and there's not many that last so long in that grade) and fully deserved the title. Although he was a bit gruff from time to time and having your ticket checked by him was often akin to a forensic cross examination :) Didn't really fit in to the modern 'customer service' thing though.
 

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Scary Ticket Inspectors? You should have met the legend that was King's Lynn based Wally Mason. He'd have done his own mother.
 

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despite the fact I used to curse him as a teenager for making me fill my boxes on rovers

Of course! The boxes on Rovers. I remember him making us fill those in too, not with pencil in your own time mind. No. With his biro in front of him while he smirked at you.
Knowing Clint was out on a summer Saturday was like playing a game of Snakes n Ladders :)
As Richardcommu says though, probably just a good servant of the railway really.
 

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Re "Clint"

Letter from Mrs Trellis on "I'm sorry I haven't a Clue:"

Dear Mr Eastwood
I'm sorry about spelling your first name wrong in my last letter...
Regards
Mrs Trellis
 
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