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Trivia: Potentially confusing journeys between two stations sounding the same

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I was on a Turbo out of Reading one day and overheard some tourists. They had travelled from Paddington and were going to the Oxford Hotel, Earl's Court but bought a ticket for and caught a train to Oxford.

I have regular customers who travel to either Welling or Welwyn - I'm always sure to clarify which one it is they're after.
 
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Mansfield Woodhouse to Woodhouse - boarded at MSW on one trip - conductor kept muttering Woodhouse repeatedly when using his ticket machine.
 

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I read somewhere that the FS became fed-up with foreigners heading for Firenze who failed to alight from trains calling there. Asked why they were still on-board after departure the bemused travellers explained they were looking for a station called "Florence".

We Brits do seem to have a way of butchering, particularly, Italian names. The most far-out instance of this seems to me to be the city of Livorno, long-established Anglicisation of which is "Leghorn". I've seen an attempted justification of this, by the place being on the Ligurian Sea: but don't buy it -- strikes me as a feeble try at excusing linguistic cluelessness.
 

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Edgware and Edgware Road. A friend visiting us in London and advised to change at Edgware Road ended up in rural Middlesex (or is it Hertfordshire?).
 

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On the UK rail network ther is clearly a lot of potential confusion. I do wonder if a standardised naming convention would help. For example recently I have done a lot of travelling in the tri-city area of Poland. (Gdansk-Sopot-Gdynia). There they appear to have a system that removes concussion. Simply, City-Area. So for example rathe than having a station in called Moorfields which you have to know is in Liverpool, it would be called, Liverpool-Moorfields. Similar with Freshfields in Formby it would be Formby-Freshfields. At least then if there was confussion, you would not be too far away from where you want to be.

Just to add, the major station in each city is denoted as such. So Gdynia Glowna is the main station as is Gdansk Glowna.

In the UK we seem to do this in some places but less so in others. For example out of parkway and Temple meads who would know without prior knowledge who h is the main Bristol station. In Liverpool, a guess at the English would tell you central is the mainline station, but you would be wrong, and Manchester whilst the major stations may be prefixed at a guess would anyone know where to go to catch a train to ...
 

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In the UK we seem to do this in some places but less so in others.For example out of parkway and Temple meads who would know without prior knowledge who h is the main Bristol station. In Liverpool, a guess at the English would tell you central is the mainline station, but you would be wrong, and Manchester whilst the major stations may be prefixed at a guess would anyone know where to go to catch a train to ...

Re my bolding: one might consider that with a bit of figuring-out of an unfamiliar language, and map-consulting (the national system has various "Parkways"), it should not be beyond the wit of foreign visitors to deduce that "Parkway = out of town" -- or is that over-estimating the intelligence of people at large?
 

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There's also Harlech to Harwich, which is a twenty five hour round trip! In fact, this one nearly happened to me, although by road, when the driver of our coach taking us to a BB Camp at the former misread the instructions and was going to take us to the latter!

There was also the (possibly apocryphal) story of the TV reporter saying: "We have the score of the local derby, Chester versus Chesterfield"!
 

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Chorley and Chorleywood
Upper Tyndrum and Tyndrum Lower (especially when it was Tyndrum Upper)
 

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I imagine Pollokshields East, Pollokshields West, Pollokshaws West and Pollokshaws East cause a bit of confusion.

I'll bet a few tourists heading for the Burrell Museum have been caught out.
 

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I remember once going to the ticket office with a heavy cold to ask for a ticket to Norwich and got sold one to Dorridge instead.
 
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Once at Shrewsbury I asked for a single to Bucknell and got sold one for Buckley. As I was in a hurry, and tickets to Buckley and Bucknell are both about the same price, it wasn't until I was on the HOWL train that I noticed.
 

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A new one I heard this weekend... apparently a lady went to the ticket office at Dewsbury this week asking for a ticket to Slough... and was surprised at the low price until she was handed her tickets to Slaithwaite!
 
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The ticket office at Dorking quite a few months ago sold me a ticket to Millbrook (Bedfordshire) despite clearly saying i wanted a ticket to Millbrook (Hampshire).
 

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I remember that from a previous thread. :D

I remember about 99% of this thread form a previous thread. Only Apperley Bridge is new (if you take out those stations that don't exist now, have never existed or are not part of the UK rail network).
 

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I remember about 99% of this thread form a previous thread. Only Apperley Bridge is new (if you take out those stations that don't exist now, have never existed or are not part of the UK rail network).

Though of course I didn't see New Southgate and Southgate. :)
 

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If you take out those stations that ... are not part of the UK rail network.
What really matters is if it's possible to buy a ticket between them (or be sold a ticket to either), rather than the physical network they're on. For example Bangor to Bangor exists, so it's possible to end up at one when you wanted the other.
 

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Carrbridge to Corbridge

Hayle to Wester Hailes: right next door, they are.

Preston Park to Prestonpans

Newton to Newtown or Newton to Newton-on-Ayr

Air to air dry via air balls.
 
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