Vacancy for position of little brother

[TheSlash]

TheSlash's brother has become a sad gamer. This is the last straw in a series of disappointing performances by him and so TheSlash has sacked him.
TheSlash now has a vacancy for the position of little brother
The successfull candidate should be ideally be aged a minimum 17 and no more than 21.
They should display a good history of successfull street fighting, both individually and as part of a group. They should be a full fledged or working towards, alcoholic.
The candidate must be proficient in dealing with people in authority, both public {Police} and private {Moderators, Admins and Managers}. They should be skilled in the use of the finger :thefinge::thebirdm: and sun glasses
A need for speed will be essential and an understanding of engineering an advantage.
Musical tastes can include anything but Rap, Pop or boybands.
To apply, reply below

 

[nutter]

Applied on MSN, awaiting response

 

[Coxster]

I fail to see the benefits...

 

[mbonwick]

OH damn! Curse my parents not getting randy sooner! Too young by 3 years fom wednesday!

 

[TheSlash]

Applied on MSN, awaiting response

Sorry, you failed on alcohol consumption
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I fail to see the benefits...

A head start in life when democracy collapses

 

[paul1609]

Can you give me a link to where your brother is advertising for an older brother

 

[Guinness]

Musical tastes can include anything but Rap, Pop or boybands.

I can see a bit Velvet Revolver kicking down TheSlash's front door at 2am

 

[TheSlash]

Can you give me a link to where your brother is advertising for an older brother

You're welcome to him, let me know what time you want him ready for collection. He'd enjoy your crap taste in music
:thefinge:

 

[paul1609]

younger brothers failure is a reflection in the duty of older brothers to look after them imho.
o

 

[TheSlash]

younger brothers failure is a reflection in the duty of older brothers to look after them imho.
obviously there are several pseudo younger brother failures iro "the slash" on this forum;
coxster, chaz, tom , yorkie etc,etc

Can we have that again, but in English this time please.
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The first job of the new little brother will be giving Paul the finger :thebirdm:

 

[Tom]

at Paul....

 

[TheSlash]

This was a light hearted thread, but you obviously have/had something to say, Paul?

 

[paul1609]

no