Well, it’s Friday 1st and I promised to update you on whether I made the connection. Arriving at Waterloo (at the front of the train) at 1330 (should have been 1323, so 7 minutes late. First hurdle was my ticket from Portsmouth to U1 DIDN’T work the barriers - I had to search out a bod who would let me through. The same again at the tube entry gates. Northbound Bakerloo had disruption at the northern end and I had a 5 min wait. Joining the middle of the train, I arrived Oxford Circus in good time to cut through to Platform 6 and the northbound Victoria which arrived in 30 seconds as I was walking down the platform to the end.
Arrived KX right next to the station escalators so made good time until I got to the gate line - which took my ticket and spat it out again with no visible error message. Coming up into daylight was right next to the KX gate line. New journey, new ticket but same problem. They wouldn’t open! I swear, looking for someone to let me through was the most stressful element. When they did, I was told to run as it was leaving platform 6. With my watch telling me it was 1359 (and my heart BPM a close 122) I was the last to board the last carriage! On board it was mobbed, and it seemed they amalgamated two train loads onto this single service.
Thanks to all who gave advice, I wouldn’t be heading through Newark now if it wasn’t for your assistance! The only thing I’ve learnt is that mag stripe tickets should be consigned to history!