Dangerous bog - beware!

[Peter Mugridge]

It would appear that a rogue bog has taken to attacking those who dare to use it!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...0767905/Scary-public-loo-drenches-locals.html

Women are "frightened" to use a town centre public lavatory because the door is likely to swing open while they are perched inside.

An automatic arm that reaches out when it flushes has already knocked one young woman off the toilet seat.

More than 400 people have signed a petition calling on the council to replace the button-operated lavatory in Woking, Surrey.

Let the, err... , toilet humour begin...!! :roll:

 

[PaxVobiscum]

It would appear that a rogue bog has taken to attacking those who dare to use it!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...0767905/Scary-public-loo-drenches-locals.html

Let the, err... , toilet humour begin...!! :roll:

Such puerile lavatorial punning is clearly beneath us on this forum.
However, it did occur to me that this might make a good subject for a film - I, rogue bog.

Anyway, this is really not funny at all - would you be as amused if it happened to your cistern?

 

[Peter Mugridge]

( Had to replace ours a couple of weeks ago as it happens - the tank split underneath; the floor is still drying out... )

 

[12CSVT]

Another story of a toilet you might be frightened to use (toilet humour Two Ronnies style)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjYKL0fhSBw

 

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It would appear that a rogue bog has taken to attacking those who dare to use it!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...0767905/Scary-public-loo-drenches-locals.html




Let the, err... , toilet humour begin...!! :roll:

You've plumbed new depths with this ****ty story. I wonder if the women concerned were flushed with anger at this?

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Is it to much to ask in the 21st century that those who are responsible for the design and installation of new toilets make a decent jobbie it?

 

[BestWestern]

I hear the design has been sold off cheap to some firm who are gonna fit them to these knackered old diesel units....

 

[ert47]

The loo is located next to football matches on nearby pitches, as well as dog walkers, anglers, Woking Model Yacht Club, a boot camp and the Charlotteville Rascals junior cycling club.

...wut?

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

As it is sometimes said that I am totally and utterly devoid of humour, the only dangerous bog that I recall was the one that was said to have claimed the life of one of the more reprehensible story characters at the end of the story called "The Hound of the Baskervilles"...:roll:

 

[PaxVobiscum]

As it is sometimes said that I am totally and utterly devoid of humour, the only dangerous bog that I recall was the one that was said to have claimed the life of one of the more reprehensible story characters at the end of the story called "The Hound of the Baskervilles"...:roll:

Bearing in mind the circumstances quoted in the original post

Women are "frightened" to use a town centre public lavatory because the door is likely to swing open while they are perched inside.

the most appropriate Sherlock Holmes story might be "A Study in Scarlet" though whether through embarrassment or rage it is difficult to tell.

 

[Amberley54]

As it is sometimes said that I am totally and utterly devoid of humour, the only dangerous bog that I recall was the one that was said to have claimed the life of one of the more reprehensible story characters at the end of the story called "The Hound of the Baskervilles"...:roll:

That would be Grimpen Mire.

I'll collect my anorak on the way out.