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[Gizmogle]

 

[djw1981]

"I could have sworn they were coupled when I went to the loo...."

"Harry, the invisibility cloak cannot be used outside of Hogwarts, so take it off now, or I'm calling the ministry"

"Siemens mis-read the spec and produce a 2metre invisible carriage"

"158888 you will go on my first whistle......"

 

[D306]

"Aww first Love"

"True love is found everywhere, even with trains"

 

[Galvanize]

"Their magnetic force is making them repel eachother!"

 

[class 313]

"... Best consult the manual for this."

 

[5872]

''What you gunna do before they do a poo....''

''Erm what happend????''

''That dosent looks right''

''Looks like there in love''

''Is that part on right , or is it my eyes''

''Thats looks AWFUL down there''

''IS THAT A 158??''

 

[Dennis]

"When you gonna get your refurb then TPEX?"

 

[paulo]

"Passengers are advised to mind the gap between the train and the.....errr train"

 

[D306]

(all this is one)

"Do you TPE take SWT to be your wife?"
"I Do"
"Do you SWT take TPE to be your husband?"
"I Do"
"Then by the power vested in me, by The Station Master, I pronounce you Train and Train. you may now couple together"

 

[1D53]

"158888 you will go on my first whistle......"

Winner!

 

[me123]

"I can't see why the passeners can't move between the trains..."

 

[Pathfinder]

Confucious say "man who eat 3 shredded wheat can part trains with his mind".
Eh,I'm sure they were the same colour when I went for me break !
I'm sure thats a £1 coin lying there !
Eye spy with my little eye,something beginning with "T"
Alright then,wheres wally !

 

[mbonwick]

Unless you like snogging or your a trainsexual, look away now!

 

[Junior Hornet]

"Someone fetch Geoff Capes"

 

[devon_metro]

"Why is the paving slab i'm on so shiny?"

 

[Demps]

"158888 you will go on my first whistle......"

Fking excellent lol.

 

[Ascot]

"SWT Invest in new Split Services for Cost Cutting, however, driver training into why the gap in the middle, has yet to be established."

 

[EE Type 3]

"158888 you will go on my first whistle......"

Brilliant!

 

[Respite]

Hairless Laurence Llewelyn Bowen standing on shiny slab "No no no & no!...Those colours simply just dont go together. We need more pastel colours for a subtle blend"

 

[O L Leigh]

Drivers Report: Unable to couple units together. Suspect faulty couplers.

Fitters Report: Fault traced to bent locking pins. Cause unknown, but suspect Uri Geller may have been taken on as platform staff.

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