Broken or funny tfl ibus announcments

[londonbridge]

Have searched but can't really find a suitable existing thread. The intention of this thread is to act as somewhere to report incorrect or malfunctioning ibus announcements where it says something completely unexpected. An example to start is that this morning I was on a 154 which was announcing "154 to...." and then instead of Morden it said something that sounded like "Churchan". Then as we approached the Wilsons School stop it said "tran street" Any other examples please share or post here.

 

[CatfordCat]

I've encountered a few where the announcement was saying something incomprehensible.

And a journey a year or two back on a 219 where it was announcing various random locations in the Romford sort of patch on a journey between Tooting and Clapham Junction.

And the first time I heard the pre-recorded "seats are available on the upper deck" was on a (single deck) 507