Berkhampstead

[Sun Chariot]

Have all arrivals announced in the style of:
1) The Grand National's commentator at the final furlong.
2) An excitable chap from County Kerry.
3) An opinionated East London cabbie.

 

[RGM654]

As we've thread-drifted onto announcements, how about the London Underground ones telling us to stand behind the yellow line "at all times". That would make it difficult to board a train.