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hexagon789
hexagon789
We had a jokes thread actually but it became dormant two years ago:

Forum Jokes

Every forum should have one of these! Share your jokes, make us laugh but keep 'em clean! I'll kick us off... This old chap was sitting in the park one way. When he noticed these two blonde girls doing a bit of work. One would dig a hole, move along and then dig another. The second...
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(Part 1 of however many it takes to get this in under the character limit :lol:)
A man and a dog walk into a bar. The barman says, "No dogs allowed here, clear orf." The man says, "Oh, but Keith is a special dog. He can talk." The barman smiles sarcastically and says, "Oh yeah? Show me."

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