And if you're unlucky enough to have boarded an SWR service at Clapham Junction you'll have had the warm-up act which is the brain numbingly inane drivel over the PA that accompanies the train's arrival."An announcement or two"? Can I travel on your line please? On SWR (at least until recently), you'd have sat through three or more before leaving Waterloo, and another three or four by Clapham Junction. On metro services with frequent stops, they felt almost continuous, being played in succession after each station call.
The pointless announcements at Clapham Junction (slipperyness, scooters, vaping, rugby, delays on another TOC that are of no consequence, etc) frequently interrupt the train's stopping pattern announcement which, as a passenger, is all I actually want to know.