Recent content by Mr-Bungle

Agreed that this is perhaps a rumour, or possibly a basically true tale which has grown in the telling. ANYONE, genuine rail official or not, trying that one aboard a train I was working would be off at the next stop and I don't know any other guard who would not react in the same way.

We'll be waiting for you :-) Only kidding. Cases like that don't excite the scrote detection apparatus. Most if not all unit guards are far too sensible to persecute.

Good luck guys. With regard to the BMI question, I am a former rugby player, 5ft 10 but with a 46 inch chest. I have a high BMI, but proportionately low waist size. This worried me so much that I went on a crash fitness regime in the weeks leading up to my medical and managed to reduce my BMI...