Recent content by Brit456767

Be the annoying passenger on the tube (see daren O'Brien sketch), and have your phone ring while you're in the tunnel (set off a ring tone) then have a pretend conversation along the lines of "it's fallen how much?" This especially works well when surrounded by business people! I find the...

I was just wondering actually as: A: I love the Lakes B: If I stay in this loony-bin of a town much more I may start a killing spree in Tescos C: I've wanted to do it one year for my annual Easter Hol to the Lakes.

(said kindly)I hate you. That sounds so great. Longer than the previous attempt I heard of (Brussels to Hong Kong)

okaaaay. Whatever. I'm not gay (I want to be a parent too much)(and be like Gilbert in Anne of Green Gables)(except for the barely speaking for years thing), but I like Gay people. They're dead easy to get along with. I actually find straight members of my own gender the ones I most want to...

Would be interesting if it was a choice. That said, actions are choices, personalities are not.

Ely (not my station but it's the nearest Junction), to Windermere in the Lake District. And what's the cheapest fare?

That guy must have had a lobotomy. Ok, I won't say I haven't ever crossed the line at anything less than a footbridge. But really, that's just dumb. As for these people who don't accept their deceased was at fault, a good example is a drunk in Norwich fell in the river and now the...

Hi. I'm a person sat at a computer in a town on the end of one of Britain's least interesting lines.

Weird. Is it necessary/helpful. After all prejudice is deep rooted. They wouldn't put one up in Norfolk. We only just stopped burning people at the stake for saying the Earth is round. I won't even go into what happened to the guy who tried to persuade the natives the Earth goes round...

Nationalised, then the staff will sell you the cheapest ticket just to get at the Government.