Back to the North Western company: my North Western Bristol was new at Wilmslow garage, and I was fortunate to procure a Wilmslow garage blind. I was puzzled to find the destination ‘Kerridge’ on it, which is a small suburb of Macclesfield, many miles from Wilmslow. I later found out from a former employee that the service from Wilmslow to Macclesfield involved a long layover at Macc, so management - ever keen to squeeze what they could out of its assets - decided that instead of enjoying leisurely cups of tea in Macclesfield’s canteen, the buses (and their drivers) could fill in the time with a trip to Kerridge and back. This was quite unpopular! There are other similar quirky ‘fill in turns’ from around the country, but they wouldn’t be obvious to a passenger. Perhaps the best known are the express routes between England and Scotland, particularly the overnights where the coach would go northbound one night and return south the next, and buses from Trent, Ribble, North Western et al would be spotted ‘borrowed’ doing a local Glasgow service during the day on behalf of Central or Western SMT…
Another Salford City Transport quirk: in 1945, Salford Corporation Transport was on its knees, banjaxed by wartime strain and poor management. The Transport Committee brought in Charles Baroth, a Midland Red trained man who took on arguably the worst municipal General Manager job in the country - in return for a free hand in fixing the Department’s problems. In short, within seven years he’d transformed Salford from being the worst municipal operator in the country to the best - it‘s a fascinating story, told in the book ‘West of the Irwell’. The resulting quirks included snippets that included Charlie Baroth refusing to have a bus go out dirty or dented; having a ‘punishment bus’ (as noted previously on this thread) for change-overs; but perhaps his best was reserved for the very rare occasion when a bus ‘failed to proceed’. When this happened - which was very, very rare - the standing instruction was that the bus should NOT have a cushion put behind the back panel; that the destination blinds should be set to ‘private’ as if parked on a private hire; should, if at all possible, be pushed into a side road; and left, accompanied by a member of staff, until after nightfall. Only then would Salford’s immaculate AEC Matador tow lorry come to take the victim back to the depot. The Matador was NOT to be seen on Salfor’s streets during the day - except once a year, when (polished and driven by an employee in a white dust coat) it led Salford’s carnival parade. This is why, at the Museum of Transport where we have a photo collection of perhaps 75,000 images, we do not have a single photo of Salford’s Matador towing a bus…